And now it has a smashed screen. :( I has a sad.
Maybe people wish they lived there, too. :)
The houses on either side of me are student rentals. Some years are better than others, we'll just leave it at that. Behind me (my driveway is...
Pastry
God's farts. That's why there are so many clouds.
Everyone's expectations are lowered eventually.
Do they know your username and can they do anything with the information you post? You could always change your name, and pm those of us who have...
My driving instructor was really weird and creepy. He came from India, had brought his family here and then his wife divorced him and took the...
That would be good for the chick arrested for hiding a gun in her vag....
You really need to let the women decide how much pleasure they feel, and worry about staying hard instead. Our clits are on the outside, anyway....
Happy birthday!
I would tell myself to do certain things. But in reality, I probably wouldn't because of the butterfly effect it would have on my life.
Ugh. I can't eat rabbit, it looks too much like a cat at the grocery store.
When I read the Laura Ingalls Wilder books, I learned than butter is only yellow in summer because of the green grass. They have to dye it in...
Maybe you should wear a name tag, scratcho. :D
I don't believe polygamy would benefit society. It seems to be more about sex than marriage. It's never multiple husbands... Just multiple baby...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMeC9RdVuGo"]Snoopy at Wimbledon - YouTube
I wasn't before, but now I am. Thanks a lot. This brings another question...are ghosts watching you poop?
I'll make the wedding cake. [IMG]
I'm a girl. I also had an easy bake oven. Am I going to hell now?
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