Keep them in a plastic container and eventually to the recycling bin at one of the stores that offer.
I don't like my penis.
I don't smoke it. I do sometimes have a couple of beers to relax, if the situation permits. The only thing that helps my social anxiety is to...
I think that's hilarious and sad. Hilarious because two of my immediate family members are named Charmaine and Tyler, sad because she is as...
Is that a cultural joke? Sir Isaac is a "limey"? Red and pink were taken, raspberry had to be different.
Now you just need to grab something...
My condolences. This is a shitty situation, but at least you can see your kids, right?
Shit, you mean I can pray to him and he will cure me? I have stretch marks. :(
My husband makes all of my clothing decisions. He also decides how much I am allowed to eat, and when I am allowed go talk. Are you kidding? No...
Nobody plans to be an addict.
I think OP should go try sex with his(?) grandma just to make sure he doesn't like it.
Beautiful! It looks like a postcard.
What do your prison inmates wear? [IMG]
On Canada day, I wore a red shirt that I got out of a case of Molson Canadian beer. The one on the bottom left. [img]
I liked Pope John Paul II, but don't you have to perform some miracles to be a saint? Making hand glasses isn't a miracle. [IMG]
I have bought a house and a few cars over the years. They have all been worth it. Dreaming of those expensive hookers, bird? I'm pretty sure...
Take a female friend, she can be your wingman.
We have an agreement. If I don't see them, they get to live. Actually, I hate season changes because the bugs come out of the basement. Those...
I didn't eat any potatoes, bread or rice yesterday. I am hoping to continue the trend.
It's like a "wet floor" sign to place near the cat vomit. :) I like it because I have stepped in cat vomit many times.
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