Ok only like 100 to go and I have to go paint some toes. Save me something, MMkay?
Coolwater really works? Man I tossed that shit out right after Christmas...
Hilary Clinton is still hotter than Chelsea.
I smell like peppermint because I use Dr B's Peppermint Castille soap.
Before I handle her toes? That'd be just wrong...
Nah. She's 27 and knows I'm gonna spank it after she leaves.
Ok step it up, I have a young lady coming over for a pedicure in about 20 minutes.
OK smoke break. Don't get too far ahead of me.
Yeah maybe that's what I am...
It just ended. Now they want you to buy it on DVD. Can't I just buy some porn on DVD instead?
Yes because I'm all about the child porn. You resemble a child more than any other adult on this site and I've never seriously hit on you. Though...
RedTube rocks, but XHamster is better for amateur.
I'm watching this special on CNBC about pornography and I'm thinking about watching some porn.
I check it every day, sometimes twice, but I don't really care.
I like the word "ameliorate".
Yeah me too. I wan Ramen with egss, cheese and thai chili sauce.
So there's no chance I slather you with nacho cheese and dip chips in you?
What about slather? I like slather.
I wonder, wonder, who meh neh who... Who wrote the book of love?
I wonder if I'm a pastor.
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