As far as i'm concerned America could be ruled by Mohatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King and Jesus Christ and it's still be a complete mess. Fact is,...
I'll let you off for that one just because you said arse. Have a biscuit! :)
I can think of 101 much better pubs!
Now I'm not sure which is more proposterous - Kate Moss a barefooter or Olly a junkie?
Oh for fuck's sake! Can someone correct the grammatical error in the thread title please? Jazus, mods, why do they bother appointing you?
Pete Doherty either IS or USED to be a key member (possibly lead singer) of a band called the Libertines. He's definitely a Rangers fan - when he...
ah, so you ARE foreign. ;) non-native English speakers often have a hard time.
Shops? I think there are plenty of people in the world who manage without shops. Don't think many of them are Cannibals. They've got farms and stuff.
Mr Bassist - I'm in a bit of a pedantic mood at the moment - just been watching test the nation. It would look much better on your sig if you put...
Ms Bobbins, have you finally grasped irony? Stranger things have happened, or so I'm told.
Is your real name Sybil Fawlty? Do you go on mastermind with specialist subject 'The Bleedin' Obvious?' Just curious ;)
Puts the Crazy Frog to shame! WARNING: Turn down your sound if you're at work! ;) http://www.headstaggers.com/flash/show/?id=22
pantsless? Are you foreign? We usually say bollock-naked (or I suppose bare-legged if you're a yank, which you may well be if you're foreign). I...
Children are playing in the playground and then they come in to class. Teacher says to the first child "Hello Becky, what have you been doing this...
You see, this is why txtspk, chvspk, h@kkrspk, the official language of the USA and all other ridiculous corruptions of the English language are...
What's strange about it? I didn't realise the point of nudism was to show your bodies to other people - surely it's all about being at one with...
Have to say - I've never seen your name spelt like that before - is it of German origin or something?
Good for you! Driving, dancing - I'm sure walking has to follow soon!
I suppose it's lucky for the muslims that most of them live in hot countries then!
Why, is it cold in church?
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