I agree that it should be expanded. Kids these days hang about the streets getting into trouble and getting in trouble. It is horrific to realise...
Anything that can stop long term unemployment must be a good thing.Perhaps the current proposals have yet to be scrapped and replaced with a...
What has two grey front legs and two brown back legs? An elephant with diarea.
Prescript: The Queen's Head sitting there all silvery and bright. Her wry smile, looking up at me as though she knew this would be the best damn...
Prescript: I had this dream about some old cell mate of mine called, MOss. Yet, I kept saying Moss Boosh, and kept drawing reference to the MIghty...
What road in Woolwich is it impossible not to laugh, when you say the name?
No. It is pebbly. Great for skimming stones across the ocean, bad for the souls of your feet. You will have to bring your own sand. Additional:...
Prescript: In my cradle of sleep, I believe that all those who go to Heaven will have a heightened sense of colour, sound and taste. Everything...
Oh no. Flying ants. As I was cycling back through New Cross this late noon, flying ants were everywhere. When you are riding fast, ant can feel...
I like Brighton. I know, yes pretty obvious really. There is a definate Ibiza edge to the place. Young people chilling out on the beach, the...
Today is Monday. The least favourite day of the week.
Prescript: The day dawned on me like a great blanket of hope. Cradled within its velvet hug, I got out of bed and felt normal. 1) Got up at...
I am not sure how this would work, but I am hopeful that this reform may give those currently neglected by the system in terms of...
Oh thy cut by thee force of nature. Lest thy blood seep through ye streets like polluted water whilst thou sleep.
I was in prison and I was being taken around the spur to find a cell that I could go in. Unfortunately they were all full and there was a...
Humans are the only animals who can shed tears.
ManU was a team I once supported. Manchester is the next biggest City after London (In my opinion as you need to include Greater Manchester to...
I would remove depression.
Prescript: My dreams were evaded by being in jail...again. I was dispondent and rather suicidal. Then I saw a Thai woman sat by a wall, crying her...
As from 15th August, The Hits will be rebranded as 4Music, apparently. This will correspond to the V festival. Never been, but someday I will...
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