Vitamin c overdose
Lies all lies
Each bloke is different so asking one bloke questions and getting answers might be different answers to the next one - yeah i know what i mean
wanking to much
You go for a walk and your phone rings then it starts thunder and lightening and you get struck and fried!
My mates ex is such a wanker he makes my skin crawl and blood boil!! If I see him out in a club i generally go over and punch him, its a one sided...
Wy do you want to find love at a young age? Generally if you wait it will find you - to be honest if you have a girlfriend you may be held back in...
Awwwwww wow she is 1 years old - makes you think what the hell you have done for a intire year when a baby is going through that many changes!!
Oneday he was fixing a aeroplane but didnt turn the engine off properly and it started up when his head was next to the blade and chopped his head...
Drowning on someone elses piss
I smoke amber leaf. Drum gave me a proper smokers cough!!! yucky stuff
they look excellent
You should drink cider - alot nicer
3 or 4 times a year is not very much for a serious relationship especially if you are both still changing in your lifes But im not saying that...
It sounds like me like your blood pressure - especially after a damn good rodgering it might have been raised - if you go for a stroll or move...
Oral sex can be so fine, when you are in a 69, You start to shake, Moan and quiver, Then you cum just like a river, Then you lick it vain, Wipe...
Well your doing to right thing to make sure you dont get any nasties - but if you do its not the end of the world. Most can be treated and cured
It wouldnt bother me at all, i would prefer to know rather than keeping secrets. I buy 'nuts' magazine - not for the boobs but for the amusing...
I have dreads they are about 4 months old now and nice and knotty. I have a really fat one at the back I can fit a bit of weed in!!!!
Fucking depressing number
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