Standing too near a festering, exploding prostate.
Yeah, men will forego just about anything in the name of vulva.
OMG LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know why I half expected that response from KFC! Trans fat overload.
I actually enjoy dry anal sex so my foreskin just moves up and down my shaft rather than sliding along the anal walls.
I realized that not getting laid for the last two weeks, I'll pick a ho over any of my bros any day of the week.
By the hands of that thing she calls a "Dad".
Wow! You are a little slow.
I have a circed dick. All the ladies who have an ounce of good looks love a circed dick.
Some kitten/vagina disease
So then which one is you?
I just see crop picker.
For being waaaaay too gay.
Because the goats will beat the crap out of them for being too nerdy. Incadescent vs halogen?
Which one of those 5 in your sig pic is your boyfriend?
From drinking the water in Mexico.
Buy the car seat that can be attached to the stroller. It's very convenient.
Maybe so my little Mexican friend. Maybe so.
Ah yes. Short and sweet. Just like a manly man. [img]
Because chicks with dicks make me nervous. I thought my genderdar was more keen than this. Is paper edible?
Thanks for the kind compliment, DUDE. But I can't be a little girl. I tend to shut up after a sentence or two.
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