Almost any drug puts fractals in my head if I'm fucked up enough It's brainspeak for you've had enough
OhMyGod! It's Calvin!!!
Funny story. I scream when I'm startled. I yelp or scream bloody murder depending on how startled I am. So I walked in on my (guy) roommate...
I'm quite often stricken by a sense of meaningless in life Even when I'm feeling really good, I'll sometimes think "Great. well done you, *you*...
He's probably hotter than we could all imagine
Only hundreds of times? I find it's the frequency that you are rolling them at. 2 or more a day, and they'll prolly be perfect. 1 or less a...
vagina - Vagina hehehe
Orison, the new google thanks so wtf is it anyway?
Ok, my little sister's friend just made the most curious fb post my computer doesn't run google maps all that well so I didn't try it still...
I met a girl once. We met through some sort of myspace hippie thing I think. I found out she lived in my town an I suggested we meet up. We...
My work clothes. I look like a pre-school teacher that smells like a hippie
here's a karma bandaid for you: give some homeless some REAL cheeseburgers
I can't speak for everyone else here, but it wasn't your "scams" that rubbed be the wrong way, it was your douchebag privileged, entitled attitude...
I'm a closet nudist cuz I once got butt nekkid in my friend's closet and drew all over the walls in highlighter Looked cool under a blacklight
I met this girl once I think through something yahoo. She had a cam and I didn't and she would put her cam on when we'd chat. It was kinda cool...
Just tell her you'll go with her. I always feel better at the obgyn when my man's there. These ladies sure do have their panties in a bunch...
Ha! I lied too cuz I was a teenage girl and I got ppl to let me into apt bldgs reealll easy like I lived there then slept in the laundry good...
I likes your poll options I am a willful sprite
her teefs look like *fangs*
I dunno John and George have the sex appeal I heart drummers though Not sure when I'll get over Helter Skelter getting slammed out in front of...
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