In my hair. By accident.
Getting laid: about...15 years :p I've gone about 2 weeks without masturbating, usually while I had a cold or was just generally not feeling up...
"That's a good boy!" :eek:
Yeah, that's actually a good idea.
Pretty much exactly hat it says, Send me a friend invite :D I'd love to get to know some new people on Hip :cheers2: L_S
Dude. I applaud you for just having the guts to be on stage, nevermind being on stage naked! Just go with the flow, that's what I can suggest :D...
I can't stop laughing about that post :p Getting back to the issue, she's seen you naked before, and she's probably shy about it too! Just...
Get on yer Lollerskates and jump in yer Roflcopter :D
I've heard that it's illegal for pictures of breastfeeding to be uploaded onto MySpace - a few people had uploaded pictures of their infants and...
MASTURBATION POLL! Are you male or female? Male When was the last time you masturbated? Last Night Where were you? In the bathroom Were you...
Some people say that size doesn't matter but that's just individual opinion, and I've heard some other people say that girth is more important...
That's something way different if you think about it. The cat was there because he wanted to be I guess, he wasn't there because he was being kept...
I have to agree with you there - it is a good feeling. There's just something about the slightly cold sheets against skin that makes me sleep...
I'd say try that, and go SLOW, definitely not SOW :p As for sending a notification when a reply is added, when you post a reply you'll see...
Well now that you mention it, I like it too :D I guess it's because it has a certain Arty feel to it, almost like something Monet or Van Gogh...
That could work as a contraceptive, depending how you use it :eek: use your imagination... Government condoms
I've gotten that before when I was younger...you get this dream that you KNOW is a dream but you can't wake up no matter how hard you try? If you...
Hmmm...I got a few... 1) A lemon cut in half (actually used as a contraceptive) 2) Cola douche (was believed to work when Coca-Cola just came...
What is the ratio of pi to the diameter of a circle minus breakfast cereal squared by rubiks cube times eleven? Answer THAT :D
You are a raper of farm animals :p
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