back to the old days. Food rationing promoted fairness in society. Then the bloody government scrapped the scheme. Now we have total anarchy on...
Gordon Brown found naked in the back of George Bush's car after a brief tour of the States. When Gordon was questioned about the incident, he...
I like red. I know when I said to my girlfriend that I loved her new coloured hair, she turned a nice shade of.......:drummer: red. Then she put...
I think we should put youth in national service. They are good at violence.
My girlfriend wanted red hair once. I said, colour your hair with crayons. So she did, hair went red.
Even if people did vote BNP, I wouldn't be surprised. If they voted conservative, I wouldn't blame them. If they didn't vote labour......again! I...
No. They are out having the time of their life. or just doing something else. There is more to life than the internet.
I was looking at the Respect party. They are less recognised, but perhaps they need a chance. Although I am only considering this party, I still...
I support any party that stands up for Britain. One that stands up for the common Englishman. One which would prevent Britain becoming...
I think if rapists, murderers and fiddlers were given the death penalty, it would a) Save a lot of tax payers money. b) Create space for new...
I have a few episodes on my harddrive(Digital terrestrial recorder) I have that Topshop episode. The two cavemen keep saying "Topshop"....
I carry a leaflet in my back pocket, highlighting how sexual I can become. Apparently I am like a sex machine. There is no shortage of the white...
Burma isn't an issue anymore. There was a rise against the dictatorship, then the people thought better of it when the monks were being beaten and...
1) I was racked with depression in the early hours. The rain beat down against my window pane, I felt like, "Oh woe is me". Then the rain stopped,...
There are a few holidayinns and Hilton hotels around London. Try also, the YHA. They might have a bed and a decent rate for members.
Britain is getting worse. Apparently we are Morally ambiguous, according to Mps and members of parliament. Society in Britain is in no way moral....
In the year 3000, we will all have evolved into human hybrids with mice dna etc. We will live off cheese and drive fast sportscars with chrome...
1) Awoke at afternoon. 4pm, after days sleep due to going to bed at 4am last night. 2) Decided to buy some food, so went to post office and...
Aliens spotted over Essex. Apparently the were lost, and needed directions for the Whitehouse. They ended up off the coast of Portsmouth.
I would have gone with two blue marbled angels either side of the motorway. One facing outwards, the other facing inwards. This would be to greet...
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