Cool story*, Jai. * by this I mean not very cool story. EDIT: Jesus, Cairo, you get better by the minute. Just to recap here: you're a...
There is not a quota.
A radioactive olive.
It just so happens that I do. Wait...you own camels? You're so cool.
Okay but if we're going to England you have to be cool with me farting around the Natural History Museum for like two full days because I'm an...
Ha, I do this all the time. Fall asleep watching TV and the wife says "Are you asleep?" and I'm like NO, shut up, I'm totally awake! I have no...
...and then all three of us will go to Serbia and Bosnia! And then Borneo!
Cairo, Piaf and I are going to meet in Egypt and stay at your place. Cool? Cool. Janja, I hope you like scuba diving.
Dude, get the pill. You do not want to take chances with this kind of thing.
Lilnat, ignore him. Abortion is legal in your country and most of the people in it are in favor of it staying legal. I've known a few women...
I'm also not clicking on that "first time" thread anymore. I'm going to put a sticky note on my screen that says "It's not an exciting kind of...
Shouldn't be hard, seeing as how I'm a great big pussy. Mostly chicks making out with each other. Aside from that, though, as my wife will...
Absolutely. My wife's already applied. Obama is my homeboy and I will step to the plate for him.
You did the right thing by setting a deadline for him. He needs to make up his mind and man up. He will probably not meet your deadline, and at...
Exactly! He's a great big pussy, just like me!
Okay, that's it. From now on I am never again going to click on the following threads: - Clearly insane conspiracies - Racist threads about...
I was stunned that this didn't end in a masturbation joke. STUNNED.
I dunno if it's latin for crab, but the sign is...so there's that second disease. Boooo! Plus male cancers are supposed to basically be mama's...
I'm a cancer, and it's always bugged the crap out of me that I get the one sign associated with two diseases.
Ha, Prana - that shit rocks. Blue Planet's terrific and Deep Sea's the best of 'em. I like Style Wars, the 1982 doc about graffiti culture.
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