Well, it's not like werewolves are facial-hair-free.
Freakin' laser beams, yo [IMG]
Discreting isn't even a word, tardo.
Heh. Depoisoned for the win.
It's pretty fun, really. I mean, shaving is a pain, but I think it's a little easier than shaving your legs would be. The nice thing about...
Ah...I thought maybe the trying-to-sneak-into-your-bed thing meant the breakup was all your decision. Has your older kid noticed that you're no...
Ugh, that sounds incredibly annoying. It's totally inappropriate for your boss to pressure you like that.
HEY! I'm straight, dammit! :D
Godwin's Law: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one." Congratulations,...
Ah, so there's a natural end point to this. But I definitely agree with you that you should be honest with the kids. He's probably only...
Well yeah, both. But particularly the selling of the photo. And yeah I wanna see it too!
I don't think I have to try to be creepy...
Ugh...yeah, that conversation is going to be just awful, huh? Maybe it would be easier if you just killed him. I kinda like Mariecstasy's advice...
Ah, there are children and finances involved. Yeah, that happens. Man, I wish I had some kind of brilliant advice for you. Best I can think of...
I was kidding.
Why is he even there? Kick his ass out. That sounds awful.
I am not adorable! I'm tough and scary! Or something.
Okay you know what? Fine, I will. I don't have anything with just my voice, though, so you get this:...
What do you mean? I think dolphins are plenty wise. There really ought to be an option for "Yes, and it's probably microbial."
I just went like 20 pages back listening to all y'all - yeah, it's gonna be THAT kind of day. I'm proud to say that none of you have totally...
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