No, but I love Tim Wakefield...does that count for something?
Relayer, I have no idea what that means but it sounds deep. I wanted to vote "There are lots of people for everybody except YankNBurn, who is...
Lawl I'm sure your tits are just fine.
Opel, that's fuckin' awesome.
Shit, I love money. Whoever said money can't buy happiness obviously hasn't tried.
Too bad I'm not close enough to buy you beer. Holy shit, you're right - I've cleared 500. I feel so accomplished.
I would avoid movies. They're boring at best. Get yourself some interactive stuff to do. Play-doh is cool. Things that light up are cool. (I...
12 stone = 168 pounds. I have massive overprotective big brother syndrome with Jai, so you better be on your best behavior young man. EDIT:...
It'd be creepy if you knew how many bodies were already there.
Jai, that was really creepy. (Edit: I mean the way you're planning on dying.)
I wouldn't do that, no. You can't really be sure how your first trip is going to go; your best bet is to do it somewhere with some trusted...
Brits talk funny.
Ha! Beat you to that link, homeboy.
That reminds me of this Seinfeld episode I saw once! Here, let me tell you about it in excruciating detail.
There have been some studies that show a possible correlation between atheism and high IQ; they're controversial at best, and I'd be inclined to...
We're all passing your number around and pranking you.
My wife would occasionally agree.
Me or Relayer, Mojo? I just flirt a lot.
Jaysus, that's a cute kid. I don't think you talk funny.
My wife and I sometimes sit on opposite ends of the couch IMing each other from our laptops.
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