Dirty Dog you should write better like back in the good old days before you spent your entire life following me around hip forums to bash my head...
Duck, maybe you could have a load of farmers in the background of your work all talking about the quality of horse manure and how you cant get any...
or another thing is to get some matches, about 500 of them and stick them in a pattern into the ground with the heads sticking up and placed about...
I also find going into the garden and shouting "Och aye the Noo" at the top of my voice helps, but do that aboutr 10 times making it sound more...
I agree - some of the people who are very trollish around here arent interested in other peoples work just their own I only make critiques here...
ha ha ha I used to squat a millionaires mansion in Bournemouth on top of Alum Chine big sea view and everything. there was no furniture there -...
fantastic it looks like a police questionaire
inflammable isnt the opposite of flammable and intuiton is is not the opposite of tuition because both are the opposite of fireproof and the...
I still dont get why you have to get a job, why cant you use some initiative and start teaching yourself something you can sell. Knowledge sells....
I figure if you can't start a revolution with one person, you can't start one with 2 million either oh did you just make that up??? I could...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/file_on_4/6720119.stm this program investigated the fact that Europe was duped into a carbon trading...
but mainly its just you ! I mean so we get to hear Self Controls dismal idea of what would be the state of anarchy after the capitalist scum...
well maybe when you stop pretending to know anything about the kyoto treaty and emissions trading and actually realise that what Bush said was...
how about if you start with this: I get all of these great story ideas and lyrics and poems and whatnot in my head, but then when i try putting...
ok daddyo - but dont blame me if all them hep cats today arent hip to the groove I would but I cant be bothered these days I have done most ly...
I overcame these problems by writing as though for retards. In writing always spell it out in simple words with simple sentence structure,...
Art comes in many forms. It could be a simple origami, or a little witty rhyme. I once saw a guy flick a tic-tac mint from its box and...
Everyone is right Mr Matthews you are indeed a brilliant writer and have managed to make writing now that is from a modern mind seem as though it...
yeah I gotta say the dialogue is like some early 1960's dude saying "yeah hepcat thats hip to the beat ya dig dadyo"? to which my reply is and...
oh dear ! zoomie is having one of his funny turns again
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