I'm guessing this thread is supposed to be taken tongue and cheek, so hurrah. Yay masturbation. Boo Catholic Church.
Chuck norris can bring a horse to water and make him drink. There is no chin under Chuck Norris; beard, only another fist. The boogeyman checks...
I have to add: getting rid of B ush wont do fuck all. All his cronies have to go with him. He is, after all, just a puppet.
Harvey's fries!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't think he won fairly. I really don't think so at all. If Clinton was going to be impeached for lying about a BJ (what fuckin president...
Unless the guy is over 8 inches, I can deepthroat. I have no gag reflexes. But if it's over 8, it just DOESN'T fit. Hits the back of my throat.
I never liked oral sex with my first few bfs, and I couldnt figure out why. Then I had a guy suck and lick my clit and finger fuck me and I've...
What kinda world is this where men don't like giving oral sex!?!?!?! I'd never date anyone who didnt eat pussy. If you take, you can give.
My boyfriend does it. Not so much in sex play, but he used to do it when he masturbated. I don't personally like it unless I'm feeling really...
I'd want to do it doggy style, but thats just me. Good luck!
The cervix moves during orgasm, where it does a sucking motion that sucks the sperm into the opening. Other than that, itm ight move up a little...
what goofydrummer said is true, there are some people who believe this. But this is not the majority of Christians. I think caring about the...
You're stoned. I've only really 'tripped' a few times in my stoner career. When the shit was laced or when we smoked the half ounce joint....
Your company gives random drug tests? Dude, thats fucked.
Good for you guys! Have you looked into adopting an orphan baby from China or Cambodia or Africa? Those kids are the ones that need it the most....
My boyfriend can probably do it for you, but he charges.
Phone sex operator? lol.
Right on!
"Hey, there's two women fucking a polar bear." "No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough." "Did...
I've only seen it twice, but I really enjoyed it. I love Matthew Lilliard.
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