lol :D I hear you about the drinking though...it does make it much worse.
I always wondered how women survived sex with superman. Wouldn't he blow their heads off with his super load?
I sleep next to a snorer. He's thin, though. I just make him roll over. It's fine once I'm asleep, but it's frustrating when I am trying to get...
Jazz hands!!!
Why would you want to try something like that? Are you planning to get an addiction first?
How do men die more often? We all die eventually, and we only do it once.
We all miss when we were 20. The thing to realize is that you can't go back. Think Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite.
Thanks. I was hoping I could play games. I really like Pictionary.
I'm fat. What advice do you have for me?
Personally, yes. Being short is more of a turn off than being overweight. I am 5'8" and I doubt I would ever go for a guy shorter than me.
You're finally getting it.
My dad. The way I see it is this...I can't change him, but he is still my dad. I just don't discuss things with him that will set off a rant....
I don't want to be a man. Even with the periods, childbirth, and boobs, I am happier as I am. Getting boners all the time would be creepy.
All my grocery bags are made from the legs of my husband's old work pants. Holey socks are slit open and become rags. My kids' clothes are worn...
I'm the same as you, blue bin for containers (they take ALL plastics now), grey bin for paper/cardboard and plastic bags, green bin for organics....
And let me be the first to say LODOG HAS A KID? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
Long term relationships are not fireworks every minute. This may be a "grass is greener" moment for you. Your son will learn how to treat women...
I have a problem with the poop on your toilet. What if you have to throw up? That will just make it worse. These are the things I think about.
A lovely idea, but people have to make a living. Even the little guy pulling the rickshaw has to feed his family.
Maybe you can use a coupon.
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