1001 Mormon drinking games
1001 ways to bite my shiny metal ass
Not yet, anyway.
Apples... We picked our own today.
My humour can be pretty dry.
1001 playdoh weiners
Cool location, I wouldn't have thought of there. When you said fingers, I pictured something really awful and not easy to hide.
Pin the tail on the live donkey
This one is ok. I've seen larger.
I love Santa...but I hear they are removing the line from the poem "Twas the Night Before Christmas" about smoking his pipe, which makes me sad....
The people that are too normal usually turn out to be serial killers. It's just not normal to be normal.
Her profile says she was last here a few weeks ago. Maybe busy with school?
He probably fake n baked, but he's not smart enough to woo voters.
From flaming finger to purple nip...
Yes. Epic beard man incident.
I loved zombies before it was cool. I know nothing of Twilight vampires, and aim to keep it that way.
I read somewhere that "suicide is a permanent solution to temporary problems" Hang in there, things will change. You'll get a job if you keep...
My dad has a boat that looks like it grew there. You can barely see it due to the grape vines. It's probably garbage by now.
Women go through a lot being pregnant, and no, it doesn't just go away immediately afterward. There are a lot of sleepless nights coming your way,...
Try telling him that you want to have a relationship, that you know it's not always been easy between you, but you want to keep in touch.
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