Yes, I still enjoy these movies. Especially the first Creepshow. Classics.
I saw the first season on netflix. I loved it, now I'm waiting for the to get the second season.
What she said is true, and no, you are not doing anything wrong. Actually, it's harder for me to orgasm if I feel pressured.
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I certainly hope that my kids try to make their own futures, rather than sitting around rubbing their hands together and waiting for me to...
If you ask your dad that, he will probably think you have plans for him to "have an accident"...if you don't really get along. Is he that old?...
Some people get "helping" confused with "enabling". Quit trying to help these types, Death. You are not a professional and you have enough on...
If we should only fuck people who are watching the Olympics, I guess you won't be getting any.
She probably has your number memorized like your name. Brains are funny like that.
Did you have your speakers on? It's hypnotic.
I am indifferent to the Olympics.
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1001 things I have seen on the sidewalk. -used condom -tampon applicator -dog shit . . .
You don't owe anyone an explanation, and anyone who needs one is rude. That's when you say "sorry, but my hemorrhoids are killing me and I am so...
How does anyone know which way the karma will go, anyway? A waste of skin who leaves piss cups around and eats your food is a leach. Maybe this is...
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It's the age you are at. I'm at the age where my friend's parents are dying.
Two words: drunken Scotsman
Thank you, Shale. I wasn't sure about seeing that one, but now I want to. I have a young daughter and the usual Disney princesses are not allowed...
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