Lol, are you related to Stuart Hearn?
No, they were separate at birth, and they were meant to be. I think Bush is threatening Blair's family.
Excellent idea. Everyone top themselves on the count of three. 1...2...3! (suckers)
Well the other option is just to play a Db/Bb, sorry C#/A# chord and hope the rest of the chord is covered by other instruments.
I had a go at creating some house/trance last summer. A very primitive attempt using a PC, a cracked version of Logic Audio Platinum 4, that...
Well you can be cursed with the mental image of the two of us shagging in that case. We'll be the only ones that really know what doesn't happen.
not until she learns to speak english ;)
Also the dead don't put on weight - so the answer is to become a really fat bastard.
Blimey, have you not seen a spoof post before? That was just me taking the piss out of Shary Bobbins, who has not been anywhere NEAR my account....
Right, so you've got a chord with D#, Fx, A#, C#, E# and G# with the A# in the bass. I'm going to respell those as Eb,G,Bb,Db,F and Ab just so...
To be honest I'm not a big fan of Mozart. He was clearly a musical genius, but for all the technical cleverness of his music it still sounds very...
I wouldn't call it mainstream. It is crap though.
Don't you mean Where's Eldo? Lots of love, Shary Bobbins
Yep, plenty of courses run by the Joint Association of Classics Teachers :)
That's not irony, that's just being a prat.
Of course you might get a bit stuck if you can't buy stone knives and bear skins on ebay or amazon ;)
Well rock'n'roll and rhythm'n'blues are a completely different kettle of fish!
Just that the more in tune you are in one key, the less in tune you will be in others. That's why we have equal temporament as it's a compromise...
Is that D# 11 or D #11 ?
Yep, so watch it ;) Ignorance is no excuse - you should be taking pride in your spelling and grammar whether you get marks for it or not,...
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