What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't explode all over your face until after you're 13.
You can't fuck a rock.
Whats the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
I can count the number of strip clubs I've been kicked out of on one hand.
yeah. cheese sex is fine, but dunno. go buy a thing of cheese whiz and microwave it for like 15 seconds to soften it up.
Its one of those things that just takes practice. Way better for the cars too. They use less gas and there is way less wear on the brakes, once...
like a standard transmission?
Bad- Final at 6 tonite Good- It's the last political philosophy class i ever have to take. Score.
i think she's from alberta.
The irony of condemning Walmart and recommending stealing from them. Yes, by selling your labour to them you are supporting them. I don't really...
Yellow is the safest colour for a car.
I'm a sensitive guy with sensitive problems. Or something.
is probably a secret communist.
a)makes a room look bigger and more open b)doesn't lower the property value.
Good: Court is making me cornish game hens. its just absolutely pissing down rain here, which is kind of nice. morning sex. i have like a...
easter monday? wasn't that the ressurection?
would turn to cannibalism after only six or seven hours if his plane got stranded in the andes. with littel compunction.
has a penguin fetish?
people have mouths to feed and shitty careers to get out of.
woah Chris, we all know the scots molest more sheep than the welsh.
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