But.. It snowed today!
Boredom bump
What would that matter?
You said that the lie doesn't affect you in any way, so why do you care? For example, if a friend told me they made 40,000 a year but they realy...
Along the lines of a picture of a cat with its paw on a remote and a caption that reads 'What else is on?'
When were you being witty?
If you'd like my comeback, you're going to have to scrape it off your mother's teeth.
Not everyone gets to be Canadian though. ;)
In comparison to what, your right wrist?
What appears to have happened is, you got so excited at the idea of sleeping with my girlfriend, your fingers spasmed and froze and you made a...
Sorry mate, you sure didn't. Otherwise how'd I've known?
You put my girlfriend to sleep? That doesn't seem so bad. What did you do, read her some Agatha Christie?
It's still a natural act. And the only innate purpose/point to all life.
Well, there was those nude pictures of you I passed around. And that time I pooped in your shoe. Thought maybe you were holding a grudge.
Fake breasts
Fair enough. If it's just you being dry, that's cool. If I've offended you, just let me know.
A partner and I had to walk past these people once and suffer the indignities they like to spew. Every time I see them I just want to step on the...
Have I offended you recently or something? You've seemed a little up my butt today a few times. Perhaps I'm just reading you wrong? A lot of...
Not my first cars, but my top three favs, 1969 Pontiac GTO Judge in orange. Fuckin drool! 1955 Chevy Bel Air. Pure sexiness. 1988 Chevy Camaro...
It means you agree that you're too lazy to reply. That's what I said.
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