- I think thats her problem well if 6 was 9 then somebody would probably have written a song entitled if 9 were 12 ther ya go - problem solved
i stripped outside scotland yard police headquarters in london - didn't get paid though - just arrested I think if your'e prepared to deal with...
so i was dating this student girl from edmont - she was married but had had her genitals removed and she suggested we go hiking in alaska - it was...
u forgot the subject/word thats ok though I forgot what day it is
hey - good luck to yer - music makes the world go round
it's a shame i didn't hear about this 20 years ago i could probably have raised enough to support a small country by now! Thanks - i'll get in...
i think that of all the many cold conflicts between various groups that exist in the world - gay/straight relations seem to be one the warmest -...
theres a dog called bob in the house i live at - i was half asleep but still chuckled when my next door neighbour came back drunk at about 4.00am...
no idea how old you are - but sometimes it takes the right person to bring you out of yourself - i didn't know hardly anything about me until a...
too right. had intercourse once and we ended up being the two crocodiles out of the budweiser commercial - both singing 'ooh la la say soul - come...
i work in a hotel - i love the chinese - they give mass applause when you open the door for them,and all wake up at the same time,and don't mind...
I watched half of 'Braveheart' tonight,but had to leave for the nightshift at 10.30pm - as i cycled down the road - i imagined i was on a horse...
where have you been jenny leigh? you ain't been here in ages! taking in the south coast summer sea breeze?
nice pic.lucky him.er.. i mean glad it was a nice experience not an all too common horrible one
i envy you - i dont regret anythink - but it'd be great to start out new - but with the knowledge i have now - er hold on.. thats not possible.
hows about a yellow submarine - I'm ignorant of the science of bongs - i smoked a few in my time - but now i'm mainly beer.But couldn't you...
even if you don't - it won't put people off sexually or otherwise - fuck em.At work everyone was gossiping about how this girl smelt - she was a...
my personal more classical favourite of zappa is The Uncle Meat Variations - always reminds me of sailing round the world on a galleon - even...
sorry to advertise myself - but rgpaddlers 'quand la lune est pleine' (when the moon is full) is also hopefully worth listening to - put rg...
afraid to say i'm in the habit of offending true fans of various fings but it was 'song for athene' that grabbed me on princess dianas funeral - i...
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