chocolate is good to feed to girls while they are driving you off on holiday - guarantees a car-stop somwhere on route,if your'e lucky
really?when I've been here drunk I usually leave it a while before I can face seeing what crap i wrote - then am suprised when it turns out to be...
" Orange County Lumber Truck " - Frank Zappa
when I come on here I'm either tired,drunk or bored otherwise I'm not here
go on - try it now
So you could take it one step further and try singing whilst having sex - one can imagine thrusting ones manhood in and out,hands on hips to the...
yeah like crummy's last post about being the last poster in every thread suddenly gave me paranoia - is that me? is that me? But I reassured...
Not until I read questions such as that one.Mostly everything I do is out of habit - if nothing here interests me I try n come up with something...
i like scrumpy n crusts
so does he.mmm
I didn't have a guitar to hand as I'm in an office so your post caused someone many hundreds of miles away to stick an elastic band in his ear...
I'm really fussy - I have to be as far away from anyone as is possible preferably in the evening under a tree in a field,with a guitar,a small...
rg paddler congratulates you (so he tells me - eh? wots that rg paddler? I'm a lazy fk-wit? Cheeky arse) Have FUN!
well yeah it would me if blatantly staring like some psycho killer for the whole duration - dunno maybe its at the initial point of contact at...
Maybe the MCH is the way of the future (Micro Compact Home) - it runs off solar power,has built in internet connections and can be...
i dont know
sorry-dont know any jokes but did discover a paradiddle can have quite an effect when applied lightly to the clitoris - once you've learned to...
ever had a girl shave em for ya - with a good old fashioned razor? I did - but was somwhere between pleasure and danger!
Hi - there are almost certainly alot of people here who will understand what that means,but not me - welcome all the same!
just drew up some plans for a random thoughts shit pushing machine but realised it's already been invented - theres the mechanical version or just...
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