Vapour rub is a life saver right now.
Something about one eyed dwarves freaks me out.
There's still hope that someone else will give me a better offer
Crack.... one-eyed gay dwarves.... Hmmm which to choose....
I do stupid things.
No idea what they are or why you have no more.
Aww cute. I've always wanted chickens.
Well, isn't that just typical :rolleyes:
I love wearing glasses, but dislike the huge giant ones worn for fashion. I don't like the idea of laser eye surgery... I'm happy with my glasses.
Yep, that's about right... I got bored, so woke the puppy.... Big mistake :/
Woke up at 4am and got annoyed with puppy. Went shopping for a puppet and apple biscuits. Had tea and watched a Christmas film.
:rolleyes:
Oh, smaller boobs are so much better.
Me too.
Mine too :tongue:
You probably had more luck than I am likely to have.
I'd rather not.. I have the biggest crush on one of my managers. It makes things much more fun at work!
:D You call that payback? It's still coming... just watch your back old chap. "dares".... Oh, dear, oh dear...
Oh, you poor thing.
Thank you. That's really good to know.
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