You would need a licence to use air space.
I got the inspector up my nostril as I went to Denham on a one day travel card. This has caused a massive epic Lord of the rings stage performance...
1) This morning at around three am. Me and Rita danced together to some eighties pop. 2) Crashed out at five am. 3) Got up brushed my teeth and...
I have been accrostred atleast twice. Once in the car park at Uxbridge College and the other in Crystal palace. On both occasions I was subjected...
The soul is indistructable. it cannot feel pain but can absorb all that has happened in your life. It is like a file which when it goes into your...
I have always envisaged that a Sims game would be released where you can do anything you want to a Sim. You can hurt them, buy them gifts or watch...
I saw this postcard. On the text it said, "It can't be a whistle. I have tried blowing it". Whatever that means? How do you stop a dead baby...
What is black and red and dances? A load of goths dancing around a statue covered in chickens blood. Why are goths eco friendly? They don't...
Birthmark shavings over a cappacino.
I liked the old man with trainers galloping from one side to another. X factor is simply another reality tv show that will never leave our...
I think that the groups are not original. I saw this tv documentary years ago. Apparently they have sound alikes who punt out the tunes and then...
my girlfriend went to Brum. She came back with a huge map of Brum stuck in the back pocket. We opened up the map, she fainted, I saw lots of...
Just dragged my thread out of the Thread Cemetary. http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=205902 As you can see, went alright....
Another enemy of weight loss is Water Retention. This can put pounds on even if you have eaten the right foods. Swimming is difficult for me. I...
I went to brighton on Saturday. It was a gloriously gracious afternoon and I caught a really nice sun set. To me it felt like Ibiza. There was a...
I have seen a hedghog get stuck on sacks left out the back. They have sharp claws and they get stuck. i tried to lift it off, it rolled into a...
Starving yourself and then eating, only makes you obese. This is because the body doesn't know when it is going to get its next meal, so it stores...
Death is eternal unconsciousness. There is no strobe lighting or strange phenomenal discotheque. Once you have died, your body stiffens and you...
The streets of London are fast becoming A clockwork Orange reinactment. Youg kids going out to kick as many yarbles as they can. And murder...
1) I also got bitten by giant mosquitos. You can hear them and then they land and it is one small bite for man. One giant itch for mankind. 2) Saw...
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