I have a Gerardo cd. But I swear it was planted on me by aliens. They also implanted all the lyrics to "Rico Suave" on my brain. Bastards.
Females, don't listen. Guys, psst... If you pretend you like Duran Duran you'll get a lot of hot chicks. Ok, females, you can tune in again. ;)
Moro, you seem very wise. Perhaps your unconventional life had something to do with that. I, too, strayed off the beaten path for a few years and...
I hate useless crap tying me down. If I can't fit it in my car, it's history. Except I got rid of my car 2 years ago. If someone gives me a gift,...
IMO progressive rock died when it got mixed up with metal in the early 90s (Queensryche, Dream Theatre, etc). Not that these bands are bad... but...
Mathematically speaking, there are 4 proven dimensions: x,y,z & t. Once when I was scrounging for some change in the back seat of my car, I found...
Not really an insult but stupid nonetheless... I once witnessed a street fight where one guy yells at the other: "I WILL KILL YOU TO THE END OF...
I once met a pro didgeridoo player who swore that he got a better sound out of PVC than he ever got out of wood.
I had to resurrect this thread coz I just checked out UFO for the 1st time. What a killer show. Groovin funk-o-ramic tunes, tab collars for the...
I admit it gets a little gloomy at times ...like when his best friend gets his brains punched out. Um, yeah. But the overall message makes me feel...
Yeah, I share the same exact destiny with 1/12th of the world! Don't you?
So... suppose your roommate wires your pad with free (illegal) cable. What would you do? ;)
Can anyone suggest any feel-good movies that don't suck? Nothing sappy or cheezy. In fact, the darker the better. Stuff you like to watch when...
A good friend of mine was a Libra. But I knew that if I ever committed a crime, he'd be the first one to turn me in. Are all Libras like that?
I taught my dog to dance to that one. Actually she just squirms and bites me while I drag her across the floor by the front paws. That song was so...
This was the most vivid dream I've had in years. Anyone care to attempt an interpretation? I won't bore you with the whole thing, just the ending:...
Scorpios are attracted by the smell of death. My suggestion is use a rotting corpse to attract his attention. Then offer him a chalice of human...
But if I'm nailed to the ceiling, how am I supposed to do the "Stand" dance? *chokes on vomit*
muahaha SUFFER! SUFFER!
Lock you in a room with a TV that only plays "Much Ado About Nothing", and a stereo that only plays R.E.M. thus making you decide if you'd rather...
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