Haha. As you said, the saddest thing is that the funniest "jokes" are real quotes...
HAHA! I must try that!
Oh...there are THREE pages. Riiight. I'm behind on this thread.
Does a bear jack off in the woods? Good luck finding your soulmate.
I don't remember, no....but congratulations anyway. And long hair rocks. I say keep the hair.
Does it have Ringo Starr in it?
You can call me Bocks. I prefer it to my real name, to some extent. My real name is old-lady-ish.
Rofl.
I'm collecting clever insults. Can anyone contribute? Here's mine: May the fleas of a thousand camels' assholes infest your pubic region.
Can I call you Hugh? I sort of had a dream last night that I died like a spider, with my limbs folded, and they had to buy a box-shaped coffin...
I woke up. That's about all I've done all day, really. Techie, what caused you to throw up?
Of course. We'll sing that song from "Hair": Sodomy Fellatio Cunnilingus Pederasty Father, why do these words sound so nasty? Masturbation Can...
I sense a blossoming romance! ;)
I was thinking of calling people up and asking if I could help them in any way. Or perhaps asking if they wanted to sing together. Or perhaps just...
Haha! I did this once, to the Cadbury factory, except I said I just wanted to interview one of the spokespersons, and that I didn't find anything...
We should have an entire Bush Jokes subforum/thread. I'll start. I know it's sort of lame, but I don't know of any others at present: Bush is...
I don't know...I got the book and was a little disappointed. I thought it was a little boring. I suppose I'm not really serious poetry-minded. I...
OMFG. There's a class called Music Appreciation?! Are you kidding me?
I've only just discovered Devendra. I haven't heard a lot of his music, but I really like what I have heard, especially "Quedate Luna". I believe...
Only Living Boy in New York, and Song for the Asking are really nice too.
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