"Don’t let emotions immobilize you. View them as choices."
Informal wedding
A 14th century pub filled with hundreds of medieval people sing and dancing.
Last night aliens abducted 500 people simultaneously..........and a toaster.
Formal attire
That sucks. I'll choose Captain Morgan' original spice rum then.
Hawaii Understands Lava Kills LAVA
Sideways It was even better than I remember.
I was going to say cider. Sounds good.
feature presentation
A pack of velociraptors playing dice.
Some ridiculously cheap black tea.
Ninkasi Total Domination IPA
Honda Element
Grass lawns are over-rated and antilife.
Just on average housing costs about 3 times what it used to in the 1940's when compared to income.
Yes and wearing out running shoes. Actually, shin splints only happen when you first start.
Lumberjack Anonymous meeting. (addicted to logging)
Agrizoophobia Anonymous meeting location. (fear of wild animals)
Christmas Vacation
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