http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/articles/Alfie's+Home Make sure to read this to your children. Uncle Pete got me so horny though.
Cannabalize them.
What's wrong with his Jew dick.
Nothing. I am perfect.
I didn't know who he was until I woke up yesturday and some show called "pitchmen" was on the t.v. I woke up in a extremely bad mood after that.
This is kind of dissapointing but.....nothing.
I am dead does that count?
Your dad sounds like a smart guy who happens to be overweight (like everyone elses dad,) Drinking kind of sucks but I believe everyone has drunk...
Dave I would have sex with your high I.Q.
Your dad sounds cool.
Ever occur to you he might like the smell of toliets?
Probably the same thing I do everyday.
today.
Because we are the only people that matter.
Chorus: This land is your land, this land is my land From California, to the New York Island From the redwood forest, to the gulf stream waters...
Awesomeitis, betterthenyouosis, acute myeloid leukemia.
I know, it was a joke.
Fucking disgusting
Thomas Jefferson- "Marijuana is like OMG like super bad!" George Washington-"Like OMG I know right anyone who smokes it is like an uber loser."...
He did make pretty good music I will give him that. I just wish he wouldn't have turned out so damn weird.
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