Or perhaps God isn't too pleased with the way people on Earth are behaving and it came out the other end of Him. .
What a pain this is. I apparently broke my little toe a couple months ago. It's just getting back to normal. Either it was dislocated badly or...
Hello. I'm The Sun. I'm suing whoever owns me for sunspots, those nasty acne blemishes that have ruined my social life. .
They will issue you a refund, but you'll have to send numerous emails, phone calls, letters of demand, complaints to the BBB and consumer affairs...
Oh, so you patented the nuclear fusion process, huh? You should get into the pharmaceutical industry. :) .
You will now pay a fee for using 'the Son'. Some TV evangelist keeps asking me to send $100 per month after giving my life to the Son of God. It...
A group in Yemen claimed ownership of Mars years ago and sued NASA when they landed a spacecraft on Mars. .
*spins antithesis around every which way* :) .
how do you like it? how do you like it? :) .
Man, you people are diabolical. :eek: Next you'll be saying to put a bunch of baking soda in it to give them gas. :) .
Thanks for the info, gang. :) IIRC, astronaut Alan Sheppard suffered menieres disorder and was grounded during part of the Apollo era. He said...
That's what known as giving someone their (heh heh) 'just-desserts'. :) .
I met my match on wife.com? :confused: .
Can't think of too many things more mellow than that. :) .
Bob's wife died about two years before he did. On one of his shows he mentioned it and said that sad things happen sometimes. They showed a...
You have to go back to about the mid-80s and earlier. The players in the pro leagues looked more like high school kids and relied more on finesse...
I've had one person who would call me up and the first thing he would say is, "You mind if I call you back later?" Some people have a real mental...
Small spin-off forums are ok but some can develop a narrow acceptance cone. Sometimes a group of people leave a large forum and start up a small...
Donald Sutherland getting hit by a bus. Heh. :) That's almost as good as that careless rap dancer getting hit by the ice cream truck. :) .
http://www.trifuel.com/forum/18851/dizzy-after-swim Excerpt: "I'm sure there's an anatomy-based journal article someone could cite, but if I...
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