coffee, it was so sugary that your
ahha. I know right. I know his momma won't care. It's his aunt and his granny I'm worried about. Maybe I'll just button up the flannel when I...
I'm going to m boyfriend's mom's side of the family's Thanksgiving today. They're Pennicostal (I could google how to spell this, but I'm...
My two best friends are at Roger Waters the Wall right now, without me. Hopefully no one kicks the bucket before I get my chance.
Well, you were peaking when you went
and trip balls in the woods with
Is Chrissy going to say it's a thing you put in the bell of the trumpet to make that "wah waah waaah" sound? :p
a bottle of magic mushroom tea so
it explodes and you have to go
a total apocalypse of the penis you
What would be a trumpet mute bong?
until the customers discovered that if you
True. I've only done it once, and it was beautiful.
he was selling llama spit as Viagra
have a llama farm in Utah because
had owned for ten years before he
45 minutes or so.
Quite stoned, don't you think? :p
Is it because I'm stoned?
Yep? I'm smoking out of a bong we made out of a trumpet mute today? XD
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