I just wanna say I thought this thread was about someone getting fired, and I'm really psyched that it turns out to be about awesome buds instead.
My wife's not into pot either. She goes through phases, and right now's not a weed phase. She'll still get high and watch porn and fuck with me...
Don't shoot yourself in the ear! It will go right through and hit your head!
I love how when someone tells you "Don't read the tomato soup thread, it's fucking gross," this is the next place you post.
It's not really very good.
When're you taking her out to dinner? Sounds like the sooner the better, huh? I'm really psyched for you, bud - this is a great moment for you.
I like you, Lithium.
Ha...you and I disagree about God, but that was funny.
Not unless you like tomato soup.
I told you, I already did that. Since I'm an atheist, while I was capable of enjoying it as a classic book (although honestly, one that does drag...
I will happily admit that. Many of the stories in the Bible are really effective allegories about treating people right and stuff like that....
Yeah, that happens. To answer the original question: because we're idiots.
Clearly it can't change everyone's lives or views though, huh? How do you know how remarkable Carl Sagan's book is? I think it's pretty...
So the puzzle is how your spelling got so bad? What are you, making a point or something? They got a whole "L" key and everything, man.
"Hi, this is Al Kapown. I'm from the internet. I have bad news about your girlfriend."
That's what I do all the time! Flailing, anyway. It's great. No, it's tough to know that you're about to hurt someone's feelings. It kinda...
I've read the Bible. Even the boring parts! It did not cause me to rethink my atheism. I gave it a serious shot, too. Clementine, have you...
Olympic, did you post in the wrong thread or something? That didn't make no sense. Megz, hey there.
Yeah, nobody's good at it. And would you even want to be good at crushing peoples' hearts? :) The nicest thing you can do for this kid is tell...
You're my deadly drug that makes me not feel like doing anything, turns me into a skinny mess with trackmarks on my scrotum, and gives me AIDS, Cate.
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