There are ten posts per page, genius. ;P
Indian, I will personally pay half a goat and $14 for you.
I was in Africa last month and there were hot girls everywhere. Seriously...they make 'em gorgeous over there.
I totally want to be a cult leader, but I can't grow a crazy enough beard. :(
The people in the "Obama is part of the Zionist conspiracy" thread and the people who in this "Obama is a Nazi" thread should definitely get...
Damn you, Wales! You've had us fooled this whole time into thinking all you had was sheep!
Damn...this totally isn't about the MTV show.
Opel I hate to tell you this, but I think you woke up next to me like three pages ago.
He draws the line at giving you an orgasm? That suuuucks. You should find yourself a new boyfriend, sweetheart. You shouldn't have much...
We leave the u's out because we're EFFICIENT, man. You Brits waste u's all willy nilly. When you run out, don't come crying to us, that's all...
Texan girls are great in bed. That's true.
Man, I remember being a teenager. Trax is correct. Jack off before you see her. It might help a little.
It's so cute how British people spell things like "tonnes" all funny. Say knickers! Or...or jumper!
Jai: there are four states in the US. They are: - Massachusetts where I'm from WOOOOOOOO! - Alaska - California - A bunch of assholes who I...
Yay for books! My last: "Song of the Dodo: Island Biogeography in an Age of Extinction." Yeah, I'm a dork. Duck, how'd you like Arkham Asylum?...
You know what? I can place most of the countries in Africa, but I completely fail at placing US states. That's not on purpose or anything, I'm...
I talked to cats the other day and they said you were a bitch. I was like "Don't talk shit about my homegirl, asscat!" but you know how cats are....
I wanna go to India! JEALOUS. I have a bunch of Indian friends here in the US, and they tend to be gorgeous. *shrug* I will go ahead and hold...
He wouldn't be the first closeted celebrity, that's for sure. Well yeah, tons and tons of gay people don't act gay. My boss, for example. I...
Thank you, Relayer!
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