Except Maine.
Exactly what I'm talkin' about. Man, if I had a dollar for every time I bought a mail order bride from Belarus and had her show up with a saggy...
I'd wonder how the fuck I ended up in Saskatchewan. That makes four hotties. Chicks dig me on the internetz!
I can't believe no one's brought up Indian girls! Hottest on the planet.
Tallgirl, it's really cool of you to help this girl out. I have no advice - boy, is this out of my skill range - but wanted you to know that...
I don't think this sort of thing is necessarily always wrong, if the age gap isn't too much and the relationship is just right...but it almost...
I ain't proposin' to nobody until I see tits.
[IMG] Global warming pwns rain
I'm incredibly proud to say that I've fake woken up next to at least three staggeringly gorgeous women in this thread. Unfortunately I also woke...
DICK IS GAY?! Wow, have I been misunderstanding my sexuality.
Win.
Big win for us! But be careful, kids: the law hasn't taken effect yet. Should be around the new year.
For what it's worth, over here in Massachusetts the gays have been marryin' each other all willy nilly for years now, and amazingly, society has...
Not sure if anyone's said this, but walking barefoot is supposed to improve your posture. It apparently forces you to walk more upright or something.
Well, that's different. If I'm gonna be killed by some dude on the internet, I'd prefer that it at least be in an awesome way, right? And...
Oh! Okay, that's more like it. - Stop the smell! A mason jar or something is best; otherwise, use three or four ziploc bags. Or buy really...
In all truthfulness, most likely me neither. Especially now that Sir Rubin there is yelling about shotguns.
Uh...that's it. Your uncle is just trying to scare you. Most people don't get caught. The one and only key is, find a dealer you know and use...
Sortof?
Man, you are gonna hate me. I talk a lot. On the plus side, I always bring wine.
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