That's what I meant to say. Jai, I will remember to only be a little bit funny when we meet (which I have on my calendar, right here on the...
I'm totally down to get to know you better, but I don't have any interesting diseases. :( Plus your pictures made me gay anyway.
That's actually what Toolmaggot's boyfriend does while they have sex, too. Mutters under his breath,...
Well, obviously Fins are an exception. Nothing about the Finnish is nice. They laugh like squeaky subway trains and they smell like fermenting fish.
People who are insecure about their laugh are almost always wrong. I've heard maybe one or two laughs that actually were annoying, but 99% of the...
Oh, I hate those kinds of surprises. Reminds me of this time I went up to this girl and she was like "Hi, my name is Sheena." I thought she'd be...
I'm way sexier in person.
Ooh, tell us a story about someone who's not who they claim to be! You don't have to name names. Man, what if toolmaggot turned out not to be...
I love how I'm trying to talk you into going even though I have no intention of going myself unless it's, like, in my backyard. And then it would...
Well, I mean, you could bring your handcuffs and all... Priss, we could just sit there silently drinking. It totally wouldn't be awkward.
What's the risky part? Well, I get it for Jai. You're a young 'un. But Piaf - other than an 8-hour flight to meet a bunch of strangers, what...
I'm partial to Talking Heads' Stop Making Sense.
Although I'm not sure if the "no hunger" part would really be accurate, since we'd pretty much all have the munchies.
I'm in ur closet organizn ur clothes alphabetically No, I meant the location under your name there. Metaphorically speaking.
Well, that totally creeped me out.
I believe we would be meeting at your location, Ghost.
I would love a gathering! I really need a bunch of people's feedback on my dick. Maybe folks could rate it or something?
There are never fights in internet meetups. People who are like mortal enemies online end up making out in a corner. Mr. Mojo, I can't tell if...
Who was the asshole and how did he jack it up? Just curious.
I prefer girls who don't look like they wear makeup - although loads of girls are good at looking like they're not when in fact they do have a...
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