Everything tastes better when it's stolen. Which is why I like roofies so much.
If a bunch of zombies fought Godzilla I bet Godzilla would win. (And if someone can set that fight up, please do.)
I learned long ago never to do anything unless I'm wasted drunk. Life is pleasantly fuzzy.
Ha! Flying spaghetti monster is a good one. Zombies is a tough judgment call. According to Wikipedia, ancestors of the word "zombie" were...
I'm friends with a lot of my exes. Hooray for Facebook. I maintain crushes on practically all of my exes, even if I'm the one who broke up with...
I thought that other monster thread was about monsters like Godzilla. I kinda liked that idea. So...who's the greatest grr-ARRR monster of the...
I saw one episode...it was pretty funny, but I was also deeply baked.
Great, thanks for taking away the one thing that made me special.
Awwwwwww
Yo the Mongol Empire was twice the size of the Roman one, and four times the size of Alexander the Great's. Genghis Khan was no joke.
Okay, so to be clear here, the priority list is: 1. Baby animals 2. Baby humans 3. Animals 4. Ugly babies 5. Humans 6. Monkeys with gross...
That's a key question. Good point. We're going to need to find that monkey.
I definitely think it's Godzilla. I mean, the creature from the Black Lagoon was pretty cool and all, but Godzilla is the iconic monster of the...
Right, unless it's an ugly baby. You know those babies whose heads are way too big for their bodies and they always seem to have some kind of...
Awesome! Congratulations.
...wow, Cate. You are not ugly.
Okay, what about like a human with no arms or legs? Is it worse to beat on that person than an animal? What if neither of them have any arms or...
My cat just sat under the table meowing for like ten minutes while we were trying to eat dinner. No reason. He had food. I was like dude, you...
Just to be clear, here: so you're saying you have a tiny cock?
I don't know any porn stars either, but that Liz Vicious chick is pretty hot. I'll go with her. Fuck...sloppy seconds.
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