You dump him.
You're my hero, Cate.
I can't wait to find out what that makes GanjaKing think of.
Nicely said, lithium. I believe that there is no afterlife. If I wasn't confident about that belief, I would be agnostic instead of atheist; but...
No, there's no way to be sure about this and to really be safe about your nuts - which are important - except by going to a doctor. And yours...
Wow, man. Way to ruin tomato soup for everyone.
You guys really ought to watch An Inconvenient Truth. Gumleaves, I actually almost don't think that's an insane idea - except that the flooding...
Dude...you need to go to a doctor. We are not the right people to ask about your testicle health.
Seriously, those Kay's ads drive me fucking nuts. If it takes jewelry for a kiss, what the hell am I gonna buy you to get laid? A house? All my...
He's got you there. Mine would also have an ON switch but it wouldn't be connected to anything. I'd just be hanging out in a bar and suddenly...
Even better: Download Google's Chrome browser, which has an "incognito window" (aka porn mode). You can visit wherever you like and when you...
Yay! We're model citizens.
Kids are food and pets to me.
I'm with toga. Prostitution will always happen - sex is too valuable to too many people. Might as well regulate it.
You know what? I'm not sure I'd dress it up at all. Have a few sentences about how much you love her; spit 'em out when you get to the...
I would be a glittercow. (That's a typo, it was supposed to say "buy a glittercow," but it's funnier this way.)
The MA rule won't go into effect until around New Year's anyway.
I would buy a glitterfridge.
This is terrific, because when you and I are out having beers one day and the cast of the 70s show comes up all "Hey, we'd like to sleep with...
Tomboys are hot, because they're more likely to want to go hiking and fuck in the woods. Mila Kunis would not be into that.
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