I realize I'm all alone on this, and I'm not saying Mila Kunis isn't gorgeous, but I'm honestly a touch more attracted to the other one. Right,...
Yeah, Piaf! Honestly, you're way too pretty to post pictures of the dead-sexy outfit you just bought and then make us wait to see you in it....
I deeply hope so.
1. Gawd, where do I start? Pretty much everyone except for Jai (too young, sorry babe, I know this is crushing news for you) and some of the...
But she ordered something for me instead!
I just got new shit and it reeks, and I keep my weed in my closet...yeah, I think all my clothes might smell a little bit.
I'm fully in favor of everything everyone's said. Except I insist that there also be fishnets.
Or just punch yourself in the nuts a whole lot right before you have sex. "Try and swim with a broken tail, assholes!"
Babyhellfire, I see your points. Condoms in that situation would kinda suck. And pregnancy tests...well, either you're absolutely excited and...
Put 'em all in a big bin and jump in em, like a ball pit except not as comfortable and with more death.
What year are you? I wish I had Christmas break. Stupid job.
I usually only give to animal charities too. But the Christmas thing is sortof a tradition with our crew, so it's an exception. MamaKCita, you...
I've never understood that. I mean, buying condoms means you're getting laid! Getting laid is awesome! I don't even need condoms, and sometimes...
70 virgins pwn angry Muslims [IMG]
Jai, I need both. All the time. But it's way cooler to look at almost-naked pictures of people whose personalities you kinda know a little than...
...seriously, I just went and ogled you again and they really don't look fat at all. You look great. But you know what I discovered? If you...
Well, they don't look fat in your pictures. So we'll just have to make sure you use the same magic leg-slimming photographer.
Er...you first.
$500?! Holy shit. How rich are you? :) We do always buy some presents for the poor kids. One of our friends is a child advocate lawyer and...
Wait a minute - I've seen your legs, in stripey tights, and they're terrific. What's the problem here?
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