Yeah, let's try to get this thread back on track. Babyhellfire, I don't recall seeing anything written on your boobs...
We love long and boring stories! Well, no we don't, but that sounds like it has to be at least semi-interesting.
Yeah seriously, nynysuts, that sounds like a story. Piaf, me too! I don't know what's wrong with me these days but I get full after a very small...
Didn't you just watch that, like, yesterday? It's not even very good! Either kids or Brits are weird.
That must be why it never seems to work when I flirt with you, Piaf.
I like to know people's ages and locations when I see 'em on here, but you know what I like even more? Knowing their gender. It sucks for me...
Which is why I got married and you have Indian.
She has many skills, Cate. But I'm the social one; she's the quiet one. She always said one of the reasons she liked me is that balance. Which,...
As added incentive: Government studies show conclusively that dudes are totally into girls with low cut tops and "I HEART AL KAPWN" written on...
It's not too late, Cate! Also, I nominate me.
I love bats!
The real question is, what are you doing all night? My answer: I have no idea, because I'm usually the social secretary but tonight my wife is...
Yeah, this is the problem with doing business with dudes who smoke a ton of weed. My dealer's a flake too. I just start trying to re-up with him...
Well now we obviously need bra-less shots for comparison. Help us help you, Indian. fapfapfap = currently masturbating.
Ha...same. When I picture myself as an old guy, I always imagine that I'm way the fuck out in the woods somewhere.
No, it's like hiccuping and sneezing at the same time for me - last time I tried I broke a blood vessel in my eye.
Don't take more when you start to come down! It doesn't really work, it just makes you feel weird. Take as much as you're gonna and then enjoy...
I hated that because the sign and the face were really funny but the tits were really titty and now I don't know whether to laugh or fap. It's...
Uruguay! [IMG]
Why, yes I do! THC is wicked similar to the proteins your body uses to regulate your appetite. Those proteins are actually called cannabinoid...
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