Bottom Shelf (it should be a brand name) Vodka. Parts cleaner. Brain Lubricant.
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SBA, I'm gonna remember that one. Why to stoners make such good firefighters? Because they're so used to smoke inhalation. How many stoners does...
You think, perhaps, the old man is so senile that he can't see that?? Yup. Scared shitless. I rest my case.
Maybe he DOES need to be drunk. Could be he's scared to death of this young woman his cute little girl has become, and he needs Dutch Courage....
Stoopid Books With Impressive Titles, Which I Was Forced To Read, And Expound Upon Crazy Theories Regarding The Origin Of Human Consciousness....
Grateful Dead @ Deer Creek, 21 Jul '94
Upon the Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind
PLEASE tell me you kids aren't on adderal, or ritalin, or some other prescription stimulant the docs have you on for what was called, when I was...
HUMBUG! Only if you boil it, like the Norwegians. Or maybe it's the Brits Or some country full of stoopid people Over There who boil their...
Well, I DO know a few Undercover Medics, MDs, RNs, EMTs, Military Medics, who go to Ocala & The Gathering, but they have made it quite plain to me...
Another from JRRT: "He that sows lies in the end shall not lack of a harvest, and in the end may rest from toil indeed, while others reap and sow...
FAIL! "All that is gold does not glitter, Not all who wander are lost The old that is strong does not wither Deep roots are not reached by the...
Given a choice between those two, I'd have to say cough syrup. Coke addicts are more sad than funny, even less funny than junkies. Tweekers ARE...
I am not aware of anyone who fits that description. Closest would be Zeke & Rocky, but I think Rocky's busy being a young wife, or something, and...
A big ol' bag of stinky green bud, and Bach's Brandenburg concertos cranked up so loud it rattles the paint off the walls...Hell Yeah!
A character in a Robert Heinlein novel, Time Enough for Love. He's the oldest man in the Universe....
Aren't we doing a lab on that?
Just about anything from HERE, like, "It is better to copulate than never. " --Lazarus Long
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