masturbating five times....
Ooo......KAAAY..... But I would have liked to see more honest voting, 13 people could not have possibly held their crap for half a day. I...
Okay common people, read the first post, constipation doesn't count. I know for a fact it's impossible to hold a shit for more than 12 hours...
^ Sucks 2 year old monkey balls he gets from a jar filled with vinegar.
I've made a mark on the record books today, for various reasons, main one being I'm a germaphobe, in that I held a crap for 7 hours, and as soon...
Can't I delete my own topics or did I forget? lol
delete this please
Good Job Man, Good Job! I SALUTE YOU!
Kosovo will never be a country because it's never going to get a seat in the U.N. or an Olympic Team, AHAHAHA!!!!
I'm sure that anybody who has seen her sex vid would not want to screw her. It would be like making love to a blowup doll, a.k.a very, very,...
Being a Janitor is far from bad. First off there's 3 different shifts, during the day where yes you have to face the fact of being around kids,...
Licks cheese off of cows.....
Uses his penis as a whistle........in my books that's an insult
Banned for operating a goat brothel.
Let me repeat myself.....you rimjob...Sarah..Jessica...PARKER!
Banned from the United States for burning an American flag trying to get Jessica Biel unconscious.
" It's not a lightswitch! You don't just turn it off! "
Rimjobs Sarah Jessica Parker.
And Anarchy results in the eventuality of everybody killing themselves with the last remaining survivor going insane because of loneliness.
That's right my friend. For 3 reasons: 1. Inhumane only applies to humans. 2. Seal hunters are trained to aim for the head, causing instant...
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