Ofcourse bacon is essential to the human diet. Without it we would be a lower species.
I was eating, bacon... Something a inferior being like yourself could never truely comprehend.
Oooo good one, it has a shelf life of infinity.
I am actually being modest.
I am not a human, I am God. Actually more like something God would worship I am Gods God.
List some reasons bacon is natures perfect food. 1.It's yummy. 2.It comes in convienent portable strips. 3.It comes from pigs, which are smart...
I created everything. You can't disprove it. Or as Nietzsche would say "Zoomie is dead."
I have a penis.
Wrong, I was under the impression we were discussing mentally and physically handicapped wood chucks.
Thats what happens when the rep is turned back on.
I ask questions other people are afraid to ask.
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I would do things to it.
Pick any topic and any position and I will win using superior logic. go..
No but seriously you should have sex. It's a great way to bond, exercise, feel good, and just be cool. I am right about everything to so...
Are you gonna tell Nemo you couldn't find him cause you were out getting high. Nemo, my anti-drug
How can you have sex without anal?
I like the one where like guy turns into weed. If only that was possible...
By God I guess you mean Allah the one true God. Allah bless America.
I'll send you a photograph.
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