Do your testicles emit a different odor when combined with the jungle air?
Tell that to the girl that's dragging me to the bathtub asking me to shit on her exposed clitoris, or maybe just blow some bubbles (shit bubbles).
Her dad did indeed touch her inappropriately when she was a baby, but then he retracted his intentions back into his body.
I animaled your mom.
We tend to lick each other off afterwards. Is that fine? IS IT NATURAL?
Sometimes me and my girlfriend shit on each other while we're in the bathtub and laugh. Is this a natural consequence of this thing you call "love"?
Exposure to oil in water can cause ovarian cancer.
Grass kills.
Rats drink it and piss it out.
Jennifer, a girl of 6, watched her dad fill up his car while little drops of gasoline fell down to the cement ground and flowed gently into the...
What?
Metal dreads are acceptable. Hippie dreads are not acceptable in any way, shape, or form.
I am not a hip, but a whole human being!
You are not my friend! True or true?
All of mine also died from severe belemia.
Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton (I hope)
Awfully generic.
It was better than the movie, that's for sure. That's the kind of book one gets tired of reading though after it gets pushed onto you a million...
Rolled my own for years before the taxes hit... Now it's Pall Mall Full Flavor Shorts, please.
That is not a poem, since it lacks the basic essence, as they say... soul... of a poem. It's more of a jingle that's arranged as a poem.
Separate names with a comma.
