That's the case with %99.9 of musicians though...
Who cares? He would have probably started writing REALLY shitty music after the drugs ate his brain away.
My mind is bigger than your mom's rotten vagina.
Malware scans shouldn't take longer than a couple of minutes. Do a registry scan as well. You should have enough time for that. Have you tried...
Starbucks coffee fucking sucks and only stupid Americans with dead tastebuds like it.
They do, people have rain water storage tanks all over the place.
Bitch, what do you know? Mah dick is huge!
Spyware/Registry Errors/ Virus/ Startup Program Buildup/ An idiot using a computer.
GinsbErg was never chubby and never a hippie.
Just kill a homeless person or a black guy... no one will ever know.
Livin' in the blowlight!
Do people do this? Lulz. They have done it for thousands upon thousands of years.
Commit a murder or beat a child... no better way to unleash those pent-up emotions.
It's a shit chain restaurant coffee... Why would anyone expect it to be good?
I charge $50 an hour.
I'm in Florida right now. Wanna meet up for some sex and pizza?
It's extremely accurate. There was actually a study released by Cambridge in which palm reader predictions were tested out over a course of 10...
I was also excited... until the authorities caught me and took the little boys away :(.
People usually have that initial reaction. 99% of them don't get past it though... So congrats. Your complimentary gift basket will arrive shortly.
No analogies. Only oxymorons.
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