You almost sound like a ******.
I'll write a poem just for you.. But not now.
I'm not talking about the consensual kind.
"You're".
"Empty" is a great way to describe your writing.
That or a blowjob. I'll take either one.
Did you give him the money before he went into that place? If yes... then you got ripped off brah.
Kill your parents in their sleep.
It's not a proper rape if you're ready for it
You're not honest. You wish you were though.
I'll just go for a good ol' fashioned rape. You won't know what to expect.
I will fuck your mom, not sure about your dad though... no homo here.
Be a sport and share them with your fellow feminists (lesbians).
I was born in the right decade.
Thank you for understanding. You're just as skinny as me though.
Great job obnoxiously and humorlessly showing that you got the reference, brah.
Yeah, good point... tolerance is one loose hootchy mama.
Tolerating other people and their idiotic beliefs and behavior is beyond stupid. It's such a ridiculous hippie idea. Fuck tolerance. Fuck...
I don't see why you'd want to be subtle about telling a girl that she's fat. If my girlfriend got fat I'd straight up tell her that she's fat and...
You might not be crazy, but you sure as hell are generic and boring.
Separate names with a comma.