if we need to blame someone for the blacks' problems, i would go with tyler perry.
you don't really need to get laid to enjoy sailing around the world.
my cows prefer dos equis.
i consider that a good thing. at least those people aren't sticking around for long.
i thought that was kind of the plan whenever making resolutions. you can't have a day when you're legally required to get drunk, and then expect...
peace of mind, i guess?
here i was thinking that salad greens had been wrongly imprisoned.
yeah, if that's where you're storing your shirts i can imagine they would fall apart.
that's really him. every christmas he comes down and poses for ty to take his picture.
neither of those options appeals to me. not sure which is actually worse.
so you admit that if there was a decent candidate it would be a democrat?
hmm, i bit almost all the way through my tongue once as a kid, and for the life of me i can't remember how. maybe the incident included brain...
every christmas santana comes down your chimney, grabs his magic bag, and pulls out another song that nobody wants to listen to.
the prostitute's a sure thing?
well that's setting the bar pretty low, but if they're actually good coaches i don't see us getting them. seems like we had one second half of...
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keep the hallow in halloween.
the great philosopher shaggy?
of course you can't ignore the fact that the only privileged twats griping over what people call the day are the ones who cry if someone calls it...
i'm curious how one goes more barefoot. being barefoot already seems like an all or nothing situation to me. edit: i mean that at any given...
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