sorry to sound dumb - wots an anal vortex - mines a raging inferno just now
yeh ryan - I work in a hotel - being a night porter is like being in the matrix (which was on tv tonight - bank holiday) except not as cool my...
what is even weirder is that I have to go - 50 japanese tourists want me to carry their luggage and it's only 6.00am in the morning where I am.Why...
maybe I'm just hallucinating - I'll go and talk to my lesser spotted lama until everything becomes normal again
in that case - its all weird
The Magnificent Seven - 'you bend with the breeze - or you break' - yeeha!
what kind of stick? I dunno - a pogo stick
Thats cos I tried to put that I was a thousand years old - just to amuse myself - but it just reset to jan 06 - even I as sad as I am probably...
Whats a CHAV?
Anyone seen 'baby snakes' - I paid alot of money for it and found it was a bootleg dvd and would only play on my mates player.The animation is...
Stravinsky - The Rites Of Spring Mussorgsky - Pictures At An Exhibition Vaughn Williams (English composer but the Ozzie film 'the year my voice...
I'm proud to say that so far I'm the only one who voted 'I'm bald - you jackass'.I'm even balder than bald just now cos I got sunburn out in the...
I am in a very dark and mysterious place right now - with a low hazy crecent moon hanging over the lake through the windows - your poem was just...
hmm - just checkin - thought it might have happened to someone else - I dunno - does he/they respond to pm's? I tried to warn em once about a...
I paid two years worth in november '2005
Hoorah! - the age of romance is still alive!! Alot of guys (ahem) only buy them when they know they're in trouble.. not me of course..
My subscription to HF was cancelled today - I was wondering if it's cos I had a website address in my sig pic - it wasn't an active link - but...
could this mean the birth of something beautiful?
One time we had a big fire going in a wood and some cider and ended up jumpin around to 'The Whistler' by Jethro Tull. I'd call it dancing - but...
hahaha - I was going to say - theres not a 'Yeah - but - ' option mmm - I have been in it 3 times - am now bordering on becoming cynical
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