Where I live there are no dentists so the only thing you can do is wait - watch it turn black - get an absus then goto to hospital and have em...
I remember when me and my dog (bless his rovering soul) were the same height.He was a puppy and I was just a kid.The first night I met him we sat...
You should get yourself a menu for a souvenier - your'e famous! - you are selling food! Chinese! - Maybe they will give you free meals next time...
hahaha - snot funny people living in my nose man.I remember turning on the tv once and there was a guy sitting at a table in a restaurant - it was...
yeah - I was called that alot too.I'd hate to be famous - the media attention would turn me into someone who wouldnt live very long I think.The...
depends if he's a good teacher or not.the guitar - I mean.Your'e vulnerable cos he's teaching you something you want to learn.If it stops you...
Do I scare you? really? wow.Its the adverts that scare me - because people fall for it.
I find this box asking me questions that I don't want to be asked so I tell it to piss off.But it doesn't so I have to oblige.The worst is when...
Yeah - sorry not to be stoned but I turn it on sometimes,argue with it and then turn it off again.
I used to read the cartoon books in the bath.I could really relate to that old cat - he needs coffee in the morning or he will kill you - thats...
well - just for you guys,I put a copy of the hitch hikers guide to the galaxy on a gate post and shot three fucking holes throught that goddamn...
haha - the memory card is the one I used to lose alot.If you know these exact places there are two explanations: 1: someone else lives with you...
oh yeah - if I was god.I'd get rid of electricity.
Come off it.Everyone loves playing god.Everyone is sick and twisted.Now kiss me
yeah - I was on TV when I was at school and little kids kept running up to me after and calling me a wanker.Dont know if you use that term in U.S....
amazing is one of those words I use like a total asshole.I think the word is fascetious.If a girl shows me her newly painted nails - because i am...
I found 'my guitar wants to kill your mama' on an internet jukebox in a pub today.I was rockin out to it and didn't give a fuck what anyone else...
nice goggles.I melted some once while wearing them
funny but still sexy.sorry everyone is sexy tonight. When I'm rich (and my name IS rich) - I will give you all everything and keep nothing for...
why do I find that girl with the red hair so sexy.the paranoia of feeling like your'e totally alone is quite an intersting one.Once you take that...
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