Oh boy, I was afraid of this. I have a friend who experienced the same kind of shrinkage that you're talking about. If you wake up tomorrow and...
When I was in the seventh grade I was bullied by this bigger kid. He was bent on making my life a living hell. Finally he announced that he was...
When you die, you are giving up the ghost. But the body is the ghost.
Okay, I think you need to get a new tape-measure . . . or a new penis. :smile:
Yeah, if you're God I guess. But all I ever did was mention some inconsistencies in his book. It's not my fault his editor didn't catch them....
YES! And both little Jimmy--big drunk Jim now--and myself would end up dead, thereby allowing God to have killed two bad birds with one stone.
Elvis will be pleased.
Okay, you're making me feel positive now. So, feeling positive, I decide to take a walk down the road. But this just happens to be the day that...
Yeah, who's to say what's positive and what's negative? Once I heard someone talking about how God didn’t answer the prayers of the parents of...
People tend to hold the idea that the more solid something is, the more real it is. This is backward, and appeals only to the ego. The belief that...
Actually, because of Elvis' ability to stay absolutely quiet on Earth for all these years, he's now being employed by NASA to teach future...
THIS cannot be overstated! Very well-said.
When I heard the sound of an astronaut hammering a metal tube down into the surface of the moon, that told me all I need to know.
BEWARE OF CAT!
Holy bejusus! Sounds like he IS eagle-repellent.
Doob is short for doobie. Doobie slang for joint. Joint is short for hand-rolled marijuana cigarette.
Yeah, cats make me smile, too. That, and eagle-repellent.
We're talking about penises, not doobs!
This is terrible talk for a Sunday. We couldn't hold off for another hour? I think we have bigger problems than eagles and vultures.
You're not going to believe this, but forty-NINE inches here!
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