Now every time i see orison i will think of this thepsychedelicsquirrel.bandcamp.com
Saw a lot about the Mandela effect lately. People are fucking stupid.
All these doggone puns.
You can't believe an 81 year old cancer patient died? Are you from Missouri?
I literally just said this exact same thing about a beer on untappd
Twice this week people expected me to send them money on venmo before we even agree on a meeting place. Are people really falling for this shit?
Maybe you are listening to the wrong stations.
So specifically adulting?
Most recently was "meet the blacks" Mike Tyson plays a character breaking in to Mike Epps house. As they are fighting Mike Epps says "you got an...
Oooh I was just hoping for an apocalyptic event. Maybe just something small to shake up this whole 9 to 5 thing. I could invest in seeds and guns...
At a beer can release. Got here early but misplaced my licence. I had my old licence in my car. They said they won't except it. Got in line...
At a bar that serves food. Lady next to me asks for a box to go for her pizza. She starts putting napkins in the box and says "I don't know where...
Was about to call bullshit being there is no more than medium sized rivers in the area...didnt know there was a dam there though.
Greedy and lazy people
It would have 3 leaves kind of like a clover but it would be black with a stubby stem.
Conversation at work about reading lips, new guy didn't believe it could be done. Friend mouthed something to me I told the new guy what he said....
The worst is when typing let's say "discombobulated" I will type "discom'' and then I will see 'discombobulated' at the bottom. But before my...
I just realized that a vast majority of the concerts I go to are to see the opener and not the headliner
My favorite crystal is salt because it tastes great.
Not one bit.
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